Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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