just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Never joke about your clitoris.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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