"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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