is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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