can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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