I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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