i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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