she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We are two peas in an std pod
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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