therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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