did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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