I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want my vagina anymore.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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