He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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