it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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