Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother