Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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