Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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