did you get engaged???
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is wine microwaveable?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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