don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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