i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
if only i could text you this smell
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As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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