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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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