I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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