We're like a lot better than the average bears
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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