If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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