I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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