Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Can i not drive my cunt home
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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