I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Of course I have a pirate flag
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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