And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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