How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We have started to decorate penises.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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