You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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