I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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