i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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