why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I currently don't understand fingers.
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