so let's talk penis.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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