plz talk dirty to me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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