I skipped work to stalk him.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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