We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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