Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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