just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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