have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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