she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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