You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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