I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
