If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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