A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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Too much gin, very little bucket
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize