Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize