I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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