If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
