So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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