Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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