Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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