They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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