i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish i was in the wii world.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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