The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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