I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Drake has all the answers
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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