I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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