wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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