is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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